Barney Bear Goes Camping

Commodore CDTV - Released - 1991

Barney Bear Goes Camping is a fun and educational learning game for children ages 2-6. This colorful, interactive game will teach children about nature and the environment as they play. Barney Bear and his family have decided to go camping! You can take a walk with Barney, and learn about the animals that you see. or you can go to the ranger talk and hear nature facts. you can even take pictures on your walk that are shown at the ranger's slide show! Barney Bear Goes Camping includes man activities such as connec the dots, matching games, simple mazes and a coloring book program.

Bride of the Robot

Atari ST - Released - 1989

The rarest of the Brad Stallion games, this installment in the SF sex-romp series pits our priapic hero against a machine programmed for love (or at least lust) in a quest to save supermodel Miss Galaxy from the fiendish machine and keep galactic libidos lifted... if only Brad can recover from a killer post-orgy hangover and figure out where he's supposed to go! The typically unsophisticated Free Spirit two-word text parser is here complemented with some optional ability to mouse around the display window and click on directional arrows for navigation. A bevy of 16-bit beauties surely await...

Bride of the Robot

Commodore Amiga - Released - 1989

In Bride of the Robot, you play Brad Stallion, a galactic hero/playboy, who has been called on to rescue the new Miss Galaxy, Allura. It seems that she was kidnapped by the sex-crazed and unimaginatively named Robot, the first machine with a sex drive. As dramatic as that sounds, the program goes downhill from there. The majority of the input for Bride is handled with the mouse, clicking on objects on the screen. However, the objects you can click on aren't distinguished in any way from the background clutter, so when you enter a room, you must slide the mouse around, pretty much randomly,...

Frankenstein's Legacy

Commodore 64 - Released - 1988

As the last living descendant of the storied Frankenstein family, the player has been summoned to the old family estate. In the creepy manor, the player is charged (through messages in envelopes) by no less than the great doctor Victor Frankenstein with a crucial task -- reanimating the monster (in the basement lab) who plunged the family name into infamy. This will involve gathering critical components from around the lot, from electrodes (nothing less than golden ones will do!) to some fresh(ish) human organs. Crack a safe, navigate a secret massage, thwart the depredations of a local...

Planet of Lust

Commodore Amiga - 1989

The player once again steps into the, er, thong of meaty galactic hero Brad Stallion, this time aiming to thwart the schemes of Dr. Dildo by rescuing Princess Orgasma of the pleasure planet Erotica, again with the help of handy shipboard computer Sandie. The lessons learned in the first game are reiterated here -- mainly, when to take Brad's clothes off and when to put them back on. This is still accomplished through a text parser, feeling your way around the world by scrutinizing brief descriptions and static, non-interactive screens colourfully illustrating available exits and the objects...

Planet of Lust

MS-DOS - Released - 1989

The player once again steps into the, er, thong of meaty galactic hero Brad Stallion, this time aiming to thwart the schemes of Dr. Dildo by rescuing Princess Orgasma of the pleasure planet Erotica, again with the help of handy shipboard computer Sandie. The lessons learned in the first game are reiterated here -- mainly, when to take Brad's clothes off and when to put them back on. This is still accomplished through a text parser, feeling your way around the world by scrutinizing brief descriptions and static, non-interactive screens colourfully illustrating available exits and the objects...

Sex Olympics

MS-DOS - Released - 1990

Sex Olympics marks fictitious sci-fi porn star Brad Stallion's final huzzah. This adventure game has a mouse-driven interface that allows players to click on objects in order to solve puzzles, including the use of some "specialised" actions related to sex. The game takes place in a fictional universe where the player controls dashing hero Brad Stallion, in competition with arch-enemy Dr. Dildo in the interplanetary Sex Olympics. The goal of this futuristic sporting event is to seduce women (more precisely, nubile females of various species) from different planets faster than the lothario...

Sex Olympics

Commodore Amiga - Released - 1991

Sex Olympics marks fictitious sci-fi porn star Brad Stallion's final huzzah. This adventure game has a mouse-driven interface that allows players to click on objects in order to solve puzzles, including the use of some "specialised" actions related to sex. The game takes place in a fictional universe where the player controls dashing hero Brad Stallion, in competition with arch-enemy Dr. Dildo in the interplanetary Sex Olympics. The goal of this futuristic sporting event is to seduce women (more precisely, nubile females of various species) from different planets faster than the lothario...

Sex Vixens From Space

MS-DOS - Released - 1989

Dashing hero-heartthrob of the future Brad Stallion is assigned by the Federated Government to locate and neutralize "The Tribe" -- a band of space-Amazon raiders spreading interstellar terror with their emasculating Sex-ray guns. With the assistance of Sandie, a shipboard computer, the player must guide Brad through two planetary environments, a space station, and his own streamlined vessel -- the Big Thruster. As for the various women he will encounter in his journeys? We'll put it this way: when you only have one tool at your disposal, every problem you encounter looks like a toolbox.