The Gourd of the Beans: An Unplanned Adventure

You are Frobo Baddins, a small hoddit living with his uncle, Uncle Bildo. For the past several years you have lived with your insane Uncle Bildo in his home, a large hoddit hole named Old Bag. Uncle Bildo is planning on celebrating his birthday and has enlisted you to get invitations printed, a birthday banner sewn, a birthday cake baked, and some fireworks purchased. And so your quest begins! It continues through the Dark Woods and into the Town of Breeeee, where the hapless hero must find allies, or meet a violent end!