Dungeons & Lesbians

Have too much money? Ever wanted to spend exactly 4 bucks for a 30~min( x4? ) illusion of having both love and friendship?? Ever wanted to be a LESBIAN with NO DISCERNABLE EYES seducing her/their GAY BEST FRIENDS???

Features:

- Seducing your best friends(x3), gaily. (gay-ly)

- Seducing 1 (one) D&D commoner without a face

- Seducing a skeleton, but platonically

- Romantic Cryptid Hunting

- Romantic Watching-Your-Date-Be-Really-Really-Dumb

- Romantic Thievery, except it's Yu-Gi-Oh cards, winning (stealing) them from crying seven-year-olds with your date.

- Getting Ding-Dong-Blocked by your Date's twin

- Failure

- Not Suffering From Existential Crisis (Wow!)

- Partake in Redecorating Your Friends' New House by Hiding All Her Toilet Paper

- Ability to say 'Wack'

- Fight Prozac

- Implied touching of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson

- Criticise your friend's pants

- Milk babies(?)

- DANK GUITAR

- Jimothy

- Regret for aforementioned activity

- Regret in General