Revenge of the Killer Tomatoes

Gardeners question time never had the problems i get. I mean a spot a weeding to earn the daily crust I can take bet things seem to have got out of hand. I now find I am the crust what with mutated killer tomatoes, manic mushrooms and psycho swedes all chasing me through the cabbage patch as I try to weed it. I mean UI can see the headlines now 'ECOLOGY FIGHTS BACK gardener eaten by overripe tomato'.