Phantomas Tales #4: Severin Sewers

The mysterious acolytes of the Vehjstiahows sect finally dominated the old Metro City, an ancient place formerly known for its explendour (in arts, culture, and good weath!), but which had became a decrepit and rusty ruin since. Cultivating assassin celery, they had developed an evil formula which had contamined the sewers with “goblin snot”, a substance which was capable of turning bricks in big, fat gold coins (just like those which can be seen in “Uwol, Quest For Money”).

Far away, Phantomas was celebrating his 25th Birthday jumping in a trampoline with a naked woman eating tortilla, but in a sudden he felt like reading a random page from the Galactic History and Table Games Encyclopedia, which contained all that you need to know about table games and galactic history from year 4 until right now. Avidly reading, he found about the Vehjstiahows and decided that the best way to celebrate his birthday going back to his old ways: traveling there and stealing all the big fat gold coins he could.