Beatnik Bert

Hello boils and ghouls...

This is Beatnik Bert. Man, my pipe is haunted, ya dig? I gotta skip down to da basement and try to get it lickety split before i miss my gig at Scoody's Playhaus. But I'm a Scaredycat, dig?? There's all sort of creepy shadows da'n there! Watch out for my bongos! They have gone just mad man! OH.. No jive, watchout for those haunted ashes too.