Steamed Hams: The Graphic Adventure

You've invited Superintendent Chalmers over for lunch! He'll be here any second and is expecting a well cooked roast!

Fortunately, you have been preparing just such a roast all morning! Hopefully you don't accidentally burn it and set certain events into motion...

NOTE: This game is intended as more of an interactive experience than an actual game. For those of you looking for an actual challenging adventure, ignore this game. It never happened. It doesn't exist. These aren't the droids you're looking for. Move along.

===INSTRUCTIONS===

This game is designed to feel like a classic LucasArts style adventure game (think Monkey Island/Day of the Tentacle).

To control your character you must construct basic sentences such as "Open door" by clicking on the verb "Open" at the bottom of the screen and then clicking the door.

You can also simply right click most objects and the game will automatically input the correct default action.

The recommended action will also be automatically highlighted at the bottom of the screen when you hover over an object.