Official game readme file by Bryan Black: Picture this: Saturday night, pub`s closed, nowhere to play darts and drink lots of brown booze. But not booze for t` baby. Solution: Play Pub Darts!! and hence forth bequeath supreme knowledge through Jimmy Nail`s Adidas bag. From this bag shall reach an arm that shall reach up the central aisle and from this hand shall reach two fingers, one with the face of Jimmy Saville and the other hence begat Jimmy Hill, this finger shall reach forth and touch someone on the forehead and he shall be the new messiah who will forthwith give birth....