Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator

Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator is a comical 2D "Insult-‘em up". The central premise of the game pits two characters against each other in an absurd scenario where they must duel it out by throwing verbal insults at each other. The aim of the game is to construct these insults within a time limit to damage the opponent's pride, represented by a health bar at the top of the screen. When a character's pride is completely destroyed, the scenario is over.

Insults are made by stringing random words together from a board at the centre of the stage, accessible to you and your opponent. Both players also have access to their own exclusive set of insults, which the other player cannot see. Damage points are assigned to an insult depending on how effective it is and how relevant it is to the scenario. Each character has individual insults as well as their own weaknesses, which can be exploited if you use a word or phrase that relates to a particular weakness. This will cause more damage to their pride. Points are deducted if the insult is too absurd and nonsensical.