Misadventure #1: Madam Rosa's Massage Parlor

Madam Rosa's Massage Parlor is the first in a series of adult-themed text-based "Misadventures".

You are Mr. Dildoid, and you have just received your newest mission. You must find the location of the underground massage parlor, and discover the hidden photographs of the President's daughter performing acts of passion with the local football team. These photos must be destroyed, so the massage parlor management can not blackmail the President.

Starting at the wharf, the player must explore the dirty alleyways outside the massage parlor, and find a way to gain access to the workings within. There, the player must explore the sleazy halls of the parlor, until they make their way into the secret room where the pictures are hidden. Finding their way out blocked, the player must find alternative means to leave the establishment.