Og the Great

You are Og (The Great!) a noble adventurer of great determination, skill and luck. You have fought many battles and won much fame and wealth...

...in your dreams. In reality, this is your first. You are not rich and nobody knows your name. But some day it will all be yours.

Because you have a plan. You are going to rob Death! You have worked out that Death must be rich (or at least comfortably well off) by now, what with all those bodies going over with two coins on their eyes.

So you are going to relieve Death of his money. But first you need one or two things...