Release Date
October 23, 2003
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Overview
Divine Intervention (Pt. 1) is the first Flash game Jim Bonacci made. It was released on October 23rd, 2003 on many websites including Newgrounds, Kongregate, and Total Jerkface. Divine Intervention is the only game other than Happy Wheels on Total Jerkface that Jim Bonacci has made so far. The player is a priest in a small city that is being haunted by demons. He has been chosen by the Lord to get rid of them. First, a little possessed boy will charge at the priest, but by shooting it 3 times quickly enough, he will die and the priest can proceed. Then, a little possessed girl holding a sai in each hand will run up towards him and attempt to stab him, but same with the boy, shooting it 3 times will kill her. Afterwards, a possessed man will walk towards the priest and try to rip his arm off (or, if the arm got shot off, knock the priest down and crush his head). Shooting the man's torso or head 10 times or shooting both of his legs off with the shotgun (acquired later on) will kill him. Next, a friendly boy, possibly an alter server, is waving his hand and holding an uzi will say "Hey, over here! Look what I found! It can help you." When the priest walks up to him, he will automatically grab the gun. The player can actually choose to shoot him, but if done so, a huge "X" will flash and a buzzer will sound, telling the player that they should have not done that. However, this does not affect the story in any way. In the next section, there will be a girl, a man, and a boy waiting for the priest. Walking close enough will make them spawn. After getting past them, there will be a new enemy, there is a circle with a rotating pentagram in it. When the priest walks close enough to it, an evil priest will appear. When he points at forward, he will use his laser attack that can be dodged by ducking. When he points at the ground, he will launch a "star" that will land and skim across the ground, which can be avoided by jumping over it. To kill the evil priest, the good priest must shoot off his shield, then shoot his body or head until he falls on his back. Next, there is another friendly boy who looks exactly like the boy who offered the priest the uzi. He is holding a shotgun and waving his hand. He will say the same quote he did when he found the uzi. However, a girl will run up to the priest and try to stab him if he walks too close. The third section includes a man, a boy, and a girl. Even more boys and girls will spawn. Another evil priest will appear and do the same attacks he did in the last section. The fourth section includes another man and the same boy and girl. Another evil priest will show up, but this will also make the boy appear unexpectedly. Afterwards, there is a trash can. When the priest walks up to it, a possessed old man will throw the lid and scream "DIIIIIIEEEEE oh my god.". If the priest doesn't duck under it, it will slice his head off. It is optional to shoot or kill the old man as he won't attack the priest after throwing the lid, but his head is shot 3 times with the shotgun, he will somehow say "YOU SHOT ME RIGHT IN THE MOUTH!". Another boy and girl will spawn. In the last section, a pink demon boss, nicknamed Pink Fag, will fly down to the ground. He will do one of the 4 attacks against the priest (not counting the one where he grabs him and chomps his head off if he walks too close to him). Pink Fag will either spit out a red hopping blob that must be jumped over, breathe fire that must be ducked under, fly for a bit and swoop down to grab the priest (which can be avoided by ducking), or point at the priest, which causes lightning to strike on the priest's head regardless where he is (to avoid it, the priest must shoot his head before that happens). When Pink Fag is attacking (except for when he is swooping down at the priest), the priest must shoot his head with the shotgun. After shooting him in the head 5 times, Pink Fag's head will completely explode, therefore killing him. The priest then travels down to the subway where he finds a demon girl eating a dead body. She looks at the "camera", then she notices the priest, then the game then ends with, "To Be Continued?" meaning that it is unknown if Jim will create a second part.
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