3,000 Kung-Fu Maniacs

A SEUCK shooter by Alf Yngve, with music by Richard Bayliss. Our hero, the Master of Awesome, visits his mentor the Master of Exposition to congratulate him on his 113th birthday. He finds that his mentor's office has been blown up by enemies of the Temple of Awesome.

And so the Master of Exposition gives him a mysterious letter and a new quest: He must enter the Dojo of Doom and personally deliver the letter to the Master Ninja... (That's the setup -- the punchline comes at the very end of the game!)

This game was released in full commercial glory in the Kung Fu Maniacs Trilogy release.