Arlo

My name is ARLO, and I come from a planet that is off the beaten track.

But it is not the first time I have set foot on Earth.

For more than an eon, my civilization has been exploring and studying every corner of this tiny rock. Its biodiversity, its orography... we love it!

Even though a Supreme Law prevails in my galaxy that expressly prohibits us from establishing contact with the human species, today I am going to break that Law, what the hell! I don't think those mindless bipeds are that dangerous.

As a curiosity, the last one who tried to meet "the intelligent race" was my colleague Roswie; I think he landed his saucer in New Mexico area or thereabouts. The fact is that I didn't know more about him...