Casey's Gold

Howdy partners! I hear that GOLD has been found up them thar hills and conductor Casey O’Kelly and his iron horse have been put in charge of gettin’ it all safely across the desert! But word is some varmints are plannin’ to rob the train. Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit, ain’t that something!

As righteous folk, we don’t have a hankering to leave ol’ Casey playing a lone hand on this one, so you best get a wiggle on and catch the Gold Rush Gulch Railroad for a world-renowned designer Dan Kitchen.

That thar train has been overrun with desert critters, bodie ghosts and all sorts of excuse me ma’ams, so it ain’t gonna be easy. So ya best be smart and help Casey protect the gold. Hopefully you’ll be happifying yourself to some point and maybe even eventuating one of those fine as cream gravy collectible patches.

And always remember, don’t squat with your spurs on!