Clerky

All Clerky wants to do is GOTO his favourite pub but before he can do that he must GOSUB first. The subroutine in Clerky's life is that he is a filing clerk and a low wage earner.

His boss won't let him go until all the filing is done, and he won't earn enough money to afford a drink unless he works hard.

Life is made worse by the flying inkpots which try to spill ink all over his short front and the publican (being a fusspot) won't let him into the pub if he's besplattered with ink stains. Another problem is the mad typist in the next room who keeps throwing rubbers at him.