Poseidon

A hack of Phoenix.

In ancient times, there was a mighty god named Poseidon who ruled the sea in peace and harmony. One day an imposter snuck into the palace and spiked Poseidon's power drink. He drank more than his usual fill that day and soon was smashed and passed out.

The Evil Sea Creatures then took Poseidon and dumped him in a remote part of the sea. With the great Poseidon gone, the ocean soon fell into the hands of the Evil Sea Creatures. The entire ocean was covered in a depressing, murky darkness. You, as Poseidon, soon wake up with a terrible headache. Luckily, the Evil Sea Creatures left you with your Trident. Now it's time for payback!