Giant Tree Drinking Lean

You are the Giant Tree Drinking Lean, and you have been standing in this exact spot for four hundred years. Today a crowd showed up to change that. Loggers swinging axes. Pyros with torches. Hecklers running their mouths from a safe distance. A tow truck with a winch cable and a bad attitude.

Let them come. Crush them with slow, heavy patience — branch swats, root stomps, and a catastrophic spill of purple lean that melts whoever is standing in it. Fill the CHAMP meter and drop the Stable Champion Slam on the whole screen at once. Just don't let the PUSH meter fill, because the moment it does, you are firewood.

Survive eight waves and the crowd scatters for the machine that was always coming: THE UPROOTER. Beat it and the credits read STILL STANDING.

Features

A fighting game where you cannot take a single step — and don't need to

Five kinds of attacker, each with its own reach, rhythm and reason to be scared of it

Fires that keep burning after you kill the pyro who lit them

A real final boss and a real ending — not an endless score loop

Two full soundtracks; the second one kicks in when things get bad