Captain Chef

Have you seen the little piggies Crawling in the dirt?

And for all the little piggies Life is getting worse.

In their styes with all their backing, they don't care what goes on around.

In their eyes there's something lacking, what they need's a damn good whacking!

As the Captain Chef you need to be the one to give them that whacking. Use your forks and fire to disable and herd the little oinkers before they get you and the chef becomes the main course.